North Korea, Best Korea!
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
