Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
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Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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