Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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