Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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