walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
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Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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