physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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