we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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