your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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