U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
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You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
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you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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