Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
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Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
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I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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