doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
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I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
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She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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