Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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