Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
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she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
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I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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