I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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