I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
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I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
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Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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