her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
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He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
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LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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