i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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