you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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