Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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