If i come over, it means nothing
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
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We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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