I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
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