Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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