rhymes with "ouble enetration"
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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