Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I need to stop coming to work sober
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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