Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
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Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
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It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.