it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
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My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
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Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants