so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
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I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
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Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples