Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
this just has baby written all over it
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
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I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
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Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.