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• (248): View more from Michigan

  so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.

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  23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best

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• (760): View more from California

  I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.

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  And then audibly agreed

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples

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