Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(631): View more from New York

Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.

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(516): View more from New York

Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.

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(614): View more from Ohio

she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...

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(773): View more from Illinois

Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me

(847): View more from Illinois

No promises.

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(210): View more from Texas

they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird

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(734): View more from Michigan

i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light

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(410): View more from Maryland

I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?

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(585): View more from New York

You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.

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