Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
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My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
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he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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