were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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