Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
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I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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