Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
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Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
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And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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