you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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