My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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