this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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