He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
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