I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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