Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
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She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I think people are normalizing furries
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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