Is it normal to miss your booty call?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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