i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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