You don't have asthma, your pregnant
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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