we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
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We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
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The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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