I'm so fucking centered right now
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
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been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
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