he thought i was a dude.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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