Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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