its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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