im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
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You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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