4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
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you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
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Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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