week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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