The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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