no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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