somebody snuck up and got me drunk
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
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I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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