accomplished twins. life is a go
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
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I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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