i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
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I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
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He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I think pants incapable of making pants work
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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