don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
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Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
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You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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