Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
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Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
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It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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